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    Osama bin Laden Says: Vote For Bush!

    Osama bin Laden wants you to vote for his best buddy, George Bush. Because bin Laden made George Bush – and visa versa. Truly, neither would have been anything at all without the other. Think about it: Prior to the September 11 attacks, the Bush Administration was a presidency in trouble: Bush had no agenda other than giving his rich friends tax breaks, no plan for the country, except to send all our jobs overseas. His approval ratings were in the dumper; he was going nowhere fast. Then came the attacks. And where Bush himself is almost certainly a moron,…

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    Charter Schools are a Bad Idea

    Washington state voters are getting ready to go the polls over an issue they’ve voted down twice in recent years: the issue of charter schools. The legislature, in their infinite wisdom – and entirely against the will of the people – voted in a bill last session that would authorize charter schools (ESSHB 2295). Alarmed at this sneaky circumvention, charter school foes circulated petitions collecting over 150,000 signatures and were able to get Initiative 55 certified and on the ballot. Now Washington voters have what will hopefully be the final time to reject charter schools. So why are charter schools…