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  • Elections Postponed Indefinitely Because of Terror Attack

    Vice President Cheney Urges Calm Washington, DC (AP) – Following yesterday’s terrorist attacks, President Bush issued an executive order postponing tomorrow’s national elections. “We have been dealt a devastating blow, and we must now draw together on this terrible day of infamy, and mourn those who have fallen,” said Vice President Cheney. “But we cannot…

  • Osama bin Laden Captured On Halloween Eve!

    AP – Islamabad, October 31, 2004. American and Pakistani forces closed in on Al Qaeda terrorists hiding outside Khandahar near the Pakistani border today, and after a protracted battle, captured the illusive head of the Al Qaeda, Osama bin Laden. Pakistani officials said bin Laden surrendered after a ten-hour battle pitting American Delta Force commandos…

  • George Nethercutt Is A Lying Sack of [expletive deleted].

    It never fails to amaze me how politicians can manipulate the truth. But George Nethercutt stands out way above the rest. This is a man who ran a campaign to unseat Tom Foley based on one single premise: that Foley was a Washington DC insider. Nethercutt‘s platform was that people who were elected to multiple…