{"id":129,"date":"2010-10-12T23:57:17","date_gmt":"2010-10-12T23:57:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikepellegrini.com\/wordpress\/?p=87"},"modified":"2010-10-12T23:57:17","modified_gmt":"2010-10-12T23:57:17","slug":"run-dino-run","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikepellegrini.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2010\/10\/12\/run-dino-run\/","title":{"rendered":"Run Dino, Run&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mikepellegrini.com\/Graphics\/butt_head.jpg\" alt=\"Dino Rossi, the Italian Stallion, with his head up his ass as usual\" width=\"234\" height=\"293\" align=\"right\" \/><br \/>\n<strong>Spokane, WA (AP)<\/strong> &#8211; Perennial candidate for big business, Dino Rossi (R \u2013 Spokane), seen at right with his head up his ass, as usual, is off and running again, this time for the US Senate.<\/p>\n<p>Foiled in his two recent attempts to claim the governorship of Washington state, Rossi decided to attempt to capture Patty Murray\u2019s (D &#8211; Seattle) Senate seat this time.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat bitch is going down!\u201d Rossi was heard to have said last week, following a press conference. \u201cAll those homo liberals in Seattle are gonna eat their words. They stole the last governor\u2019s election, now we\u2019re gonna make &#8217;em pay!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Always popular with big business and conservative republicans, Rossi was the number one homeboy for the Building Industry Association of Washington in the last governor\u2019s election. This time for his Senate campaign, he\u2019s branched out and broadened his support to include right-wing religious nuts, greedy millionaires and other fringe lunatics.<\/p>\n<p>Asked what his platform was going to be, if elected, Rossi said, \u201cWe\u2019re gonna take the country back for the real Americans \u2013 the rich, white, Christian people like me. All those liberal homo assholes are gonna have to move back to California, or something. Yee-ha!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spokane, WA (AP) &#8211; Perennial candidate for big business, Dino Rossi (R \u2013 Spokane), seen at right with his head up his ass, as usual, is off and running again, this time for the US Senate. Foiled in his two recent attempts to claim the governorship of Washington state, Rossi decided to attempt to capture [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikepellegrini.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikepellegrini.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikepellegrini.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikepellegrini.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikepellegrini.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mikepellegrini.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikepellegrini.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikepellegrini.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikepellegrini.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}